sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

(via sorry)

"Fucking white people"

— every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

(via dutchster)

unpopuler:

people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted 

(via userbar)

sailormooncollectibles:

The artwork for the Sailor Moon Crystal Limited Edition Blu-rays is revealed!! Details: http://www.sailormooncollectibles.com/2014/07/08/sailor-moon-crystal-blu-ray-dvd-complete-anime-release-japan/

slomps:

shoutout to those people who see you fuck up real bad and just laugh with you

(via fruitcrocs)

notabadday:

googlearths:

if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry

(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass, via schloong)

baby's first words

  • mom: say mama
  • mom: say ma-ma
  • mom: say it!
  • baby:
  • baby:
  • baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

(via schloong)

"

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

"

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via fawnbabe)

(via ixnay-on-the-oddk)

asylum-art:

Alice Lin: Incredibly Detailed Swan Pencil -(Faramita Swan)

artist on Tumblr, on Behance

The illustrator Alice Lin residing in Beijing recently presented her latest work Faramita: the representation of a swan on Canson paper in giant size 2 meters by 1 meter. An impressive creation, the result of one month of work.

(via ixnay-on-the-oddk)

trashboat:

i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap

(via ixnay-on-the-oddk)