i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

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certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr

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ultrafacts:

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ultrafacts:

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dullaidan:

i love vines and super short videos cause its like “man this video is only 4 seconds how much could happen in 4 seconds” so much man So Much

(via fruitcrocs)

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howtobeafuckinglady:

quickweaves:

themoodisright:

quickweaves:

controlledeuphoria:

bedpartymakeover:

controlledeuphoria:

quickweaves:

Tami Williams just turned 16 in August why are her titties out at balmain

White Gay men are twisted that’s why

secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

(via imnotexactlyfeelingcold)

niceisneat:

here’s a tip

if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink

respect it

(via fire-escap-e)

Anonymous said: What does pussy usually taste like?

prettyboyshyflizzy:

facelesstiger:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

ridinhanzsolo:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

ridinhanzsolo:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

ridinhanzsolo:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

1017andpregnant:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Water

Hope

Freedom

Peace

Prosperity

Glory

Doing bad on a job interview and them still calling you back 😢

Talking to a supervisor and getting a full refund with a 50% discount on your next 5 purchases. 

When you ask a girl if you were good last night and she reply: “🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🙊🙊💦💦💦”

When u been thirsty all day and u finally get a cold drink down ur throat

When a thirst follow, Follows you back

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paul-mclennon:

OH MY GOD

basedgosh:

not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

(Source: canadad, via fire-escap-e)